My friend got an tea advent calendar with crazy flavours. So naturally I have started writing a story about a tea witch who opens a tea cafe to get gossip buy reading peoples tea leaves.
Whenever I go to a thrift store the first thing I check is the books. Today I found a criminology textbook I used, a weird cover of Harry Potter and a copy of a book I have wanted for a while for $1. I always find it funny what we gravitate towards.
When you go to the beach dont sit directly next to the water. And if you do and the water catches up to you and you have to dramatically and quickly move back, move back further than a metre. If not you might end up walking home without socks or a jacket. Mine were fine, my flatmates were not.
It’s okay, it’s not real. That would be too messy. This one was made out of pillows, bin bags and tape by my flatmate not by making a body dead. We are throwing a halloween party to distract from the loss of our friend. She’s moved out, she’s not dead either.